2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo, via trust)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via unescapable)

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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(via strictlyydickly)

petah-l:

YAS
humansofnewyork:

"My father was very simple, but everyone respected him. The former president of India came to his funeral, even though we weren’t a wealthy or powerful family. Everyone saw my father as a peacemaker. Whenever there was a fight, he’d put himself in the middle and beg for it to stop. Once there were two groups of men fighting, and my father ran over to break up the fight. Someone threw a stone and it accidentally hit my father in the head. He was so respected, that as soon as the stone hit him, everyone went calm."
(New Delhi, India)
I’ll love you til the end of time.

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

derples:

beesmygod:

thats a really long fox!!

ummm if you’ll notice the fox part on the left has front legs and the fox on the right has hind legs :) That’s eight legs :) obviously this is a spider not a fox :)
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